What It's Like to Be Married to Me.

  • Me: HEY WILL!
  • Will: What?
  • Me: What do vampires drink?
  • Will: What?
  • Me: What do vampires drink?
  • Will: I don't know. What?
  • Me: BLOODWEISER!
  • Will: ...
  • Me: I just made that up.
  • Will: I couldn't tell.