betheboy:

Daisy in the car a few weeks ago and Daisy sleeping right now. I met this dog almost 8 years ago. It was on what I guess was my second date with slackmistress, maybe the third. It varies depending on the definition of date.
Anyway I remember talking about that first meeting later on and slackmistress telling me that there was no way she was going to introduce me to her dog on a first date. I understood. She didn’t want me to get attached too quickly. I did anyway.

About six months after we got married, betheboy told me he wasn’t going to smoke* in the house any more. Because, as he said

"It’s bad for Daisy."

I agreed. He realized I was I waiting for him to say more.

"Oh, and the furniture. It’s bad for the furniture."

A split second later, he realized his mistake.

"Oh, and you! It’s bad for you."

I was fine with Daisy being first. But I came in third.

After the couch.

*He quit smoking soon after this.

A neighbor calls this cat “NoFucks” ‘cause he clearly does not give any. #daisyjdog

A neighbor calls this cat “NoFucks” ‘cause he clearly does not give any. #daisyjdog

I love this senile old lady. #daisyjdog #pitbull #14andahalfyears #ignoretheflipflop

I love this senile old lady. #daisyjdog #pitbull #14andahalfyears #ignoretheflipflop

Someone is having a rough time with the construction downstairs. #dailydaisy #daisyjdog #pitbull #pibble

Someone is having a rough time with the construction downstairs. #dailydaisy #daisyjdog #pitbull #pibble

Someone is not ready for some Sportsball. (She hates the yelling. And the crying.) #daisyjdog #dailydaisy #pibble #pitbull

Someone is not ready for some Sportsball. (She hates the yelling. And the crying.) #daisyjdog #dailydaisy #pibble #pitbull