joshandrosky:

MAMA DON’T COME A-CALLIN’ I FOUND MY WAY HOME! (Taken with Instagram)

In this restaurant there is a door. It is not a large door. It is not a heavy door. It is not an impressive door. No, it is just a door, much like any other door you might encounter in your life. Except that this door has one thing that no other door has:
A DIRECT PATH STRAIGHT TO SATAN’S OFFICE.
This is the only explanation for Guy Fieri. The only one that makes any sense.

joshandrosky:

MAMA DON’T COME A-CALLIN’ I FOUND MY WAY HOME! (Taken with Instagram)

In this restaurant there is a door. It is not a large door. It is not a heavy door. It is not an impressive door. No, it is just a door, much like any other door you might encounter in your life. Except that this door has one thing that no other door has:

A DIRECT PATH STRAIGHT TO SATAN’S OFFICE.

This is the only explanation for Guy Fieri. The only one that makes any sense.

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