This is what my day is reduced to.
I just saw a post about the Oreo Pride thing with a bunch of Facebook comments saying about how disgusted they were with it, and this one idiot said something about it being wrong because it promotes gay people with their ungodly sex appeal and now UNGODLY SEX APPEAL is the only phrase that my brain has room to contain and I might start a blog/band/book/something/I don’t know called UNGODLY SEX APPEAL because, seriously, I can see no reason not to.
would you like to tour with my band Aborted Baby Parts?
Let’s break it down, grammar-style.
“It’s ungodly hot.” - It’s so freaking hot you have no idea.
“I got up at an ungodly hour.” - It was so fucking early you have no idea.
“Ungodly” = so much of something, something so extreme, that you have no idea. Like seriously, it can’t even be contemplated by a GOD.
So in that case…
“Ungodly Sex Appeal” - So much fucking sex appeal, you have no idea.
The lady doth protest too much.
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